What a Mess!
The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Krolikova
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Sergey Batalov
Lieutenant
Rolan Bykov
Brilliant's buyer
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Aleksandr Voroshilo
Kozma
Nonna Mordyukova
Registry Office Worker
Sergei Artsybashev
Registry Office Worker
Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor
Evgeniy Gerchakov
Director of the Orchestra
Arkadiy Koval
TV Announcer
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
Reporter
Irina Apeksimova
Step performer
Valery Nikolaev
Step performer
Valery Afanasyev
Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Sergey Gabrielyan
Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Tatyana Kravchenko
Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier
Vladimir Gusev
General
Gennady Matveev
General
Boris Smorchkov
General
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
man with a goat
Lev Borisov
Mafiosi
Viktor Gajnov
Mafiosi
Ivan Martynov
Mafiosi
Sergey Ruban
Mafiosi
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard
Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard
Inna Kara-Mosko
Carol's friend
Nina Alisova
Meloman
Vsevolod Sanayev
Meloman
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Father
Vladimir Menshov
Russian President
Aleksei Buldakov
Marina Golub
Aleksey Yakubov
Elena Bushueva
Aleksandr Nikitchenko
O. Puchkova
Aleksandr Ryzhkov
Pyotr Merkuryev
Lyudmila Velikaya
Olga Streltsova
Viktor Eltsov
T. Chudotvortseva
Ira Davydova
Natasha Davydova
Lyudmila Larionova
Vyacheslav Solovyov
Ekaterina Krol
Anatoly Kalmykov
Maxim Glotov
(uncredited)
Pavel Remnyov
(uncredited)
Timur Kogan
(uncredited)
Klavdiya Kozlyonkova
(uncredited)
Andrey Zvyagintsev
journalist (uncredited)
Oleg Kozhemyakin
(uncredited)
Leonid Aleksandrov
(uncredited)
Irina Borodulina
(uncredited)
Aleksandr Gorbachev
(uncredited)
Irina Davydova
(uncredited)
Vladimir Shiryaev
(uncredited)
Evgeniy Kuleshov
(uncredited)
Lev Guzhnovskiy
(uncredited)
Lyubov Rudenko
(uncredited)
Yulia Zhiveinova-Ferrara
(uncredited)
Sergey Labyrin
(uncredited)
Vyacheslav Ushanov
(uncredited)
Andrey Tunik
(uncredited)
Sergey Ershov
(uncredited)
Vladimir Menshov
Director
Vladimir Menshov
Writer
Vitaly Moskalenko
Writer
Andrei Samsonov
Writer
Lyudmila Sviridenko
Editor
Vladimir Dostal
Producer
Timur Kogan
Original Music Composer
Vadim Alisov
Director of Photography
Valeri Filippov
Production Design
Aleksandr Litvinov
Executive Producer
Varvara Shuvaeva
Second Unit Director
Lyudmila Kazuyutova
Second Unit Director
Marina Zdornova-Patenovskaya
Costume Designer
Olga Ilyina
Production Sound Mixer
Vitali Morozov
Production Sound Mixer
Vladimir Shmyga
Camera Operator
Lyudmila Shmuglyakova
Script Editor
Gennady Papin
Sound Recordist
Minna Blank
Music Editor
Sergey Dubkov
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Valery Krechet
Still Photographer
Evgeniya Prokofyeva
Makeup Artist
Valentina Pimankina
Makeup Artist
Tamara Plyukhina
Makeup Artist
Vladimir Likhansky
Set Decoration
Vladimir Dushin
Set Decoration
Andrey Dolomatov
Set Decoration
Ekaterina Ozhogova
Assistant Director
Elena Remizova
Assistant Director
Tatiana Baturina
Assistant Director
Elena Dezhurova
Assistant Director
Nina Nikolaeva
Assistant Director
Vyacheslav Kuklin
Assistant Camera
Vladimir Zharkov
Assistant Camera
Maksim Kovalev
Assistant Camera
Tatiana Kasatkina
Assistant Editor
Natalia Misyagina
Assistant Editor
Lyudmila Plyasunova
Assistant Editor
Nina Khazova
Assistant Editor
Marina Kryuchkova
Assistant Costume Designer
Vladimir Bessonov
Sound Assistant
Jonathan Nelmas
Sound Assistant
Nina Gorbunova
Negative Cutter
Bozhena Maslennikova
Color Timer
Sergey Kirillov
Chief Lighting Technician
Aleksandr Nikitin
Lighting Technician
Vadim Kirillov
Lighting Technician
Tamara Torshina
Costumer
Nina Borisova
Props
Elena Mikhalenko
Props
Zoya Seglina
Props
Aleksey Kochetkov
Pyrotechnician
Vera Alentova
Songs
Vladimir Kachan
Songs
Timur Kogan
Conductor
Lermont Muradyan
Production Manager
Yuri Shekurov
Production Manager
Natalia Popova
Production Manager
Vyacheslav Ushanov
Stunt Coordinator